Morbid as fuck and elsely sad

Card border designs #sdr2 #sdr #danganronpa #danganronpa3 #danganronpa2 #tarot #danganronpatarot (at Ohio University Nelson Commons)

sawsbuckgiveaways:

 Shiny Female Salandit Giveaway

Rules:

• I am doing this at 10pm GMT | 5pm EST on the 11th December.

• To receive one deposit a Male Alolan Rattata in the GTS with the nickname: Sawsbuck
  
• These Salandit are Female, Timid, come in a Love Ball & have the egg moves; Knock Off, Snatch & Fake Out.
  
• No nickname slots.
• To cut down on the amount of asks, if you want to inquire about your deposit I ask that you give me your IGN/level of deposit.I’ll also request that you inquire once every 45 minutes. I won’t respond to an ask regarding a deposit until I have traded you or if I can’t see you. So be patient :)
• One per person. If I catch someone trying to get two I’ll blacklist you from future giveaways.
• I’ll make a giveaway closed post under my #pokemon giveaway tag when I’m finished.
• I’ll be working from the back of the gts to the front. Any early deposits will be ignored.
  
• I only have 60 of these gals. Feeling kinda sick so I don’t wanna be up super late tonight :< I’ll possibly redo this giveaway later this week.
  

Shout-out to @dew-gong for breeding this lil Salandit!

As I’ve had a couple asks/messages about donations I figured I’d make a Ko-Fi page. If you’re in a generous mood any help is appreciated!

modmad:

I’m really tired that is the only reason this happened

also if someone asks what the hell this is just tell them it’s a clock and a notepad falling asleep on a tv that will obviously explain everything I bet they both snore really badly

nanoochka:

fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat:

elrondage:

asymptoticabsurdist:

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend

I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite

I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

How about: I’m Not Religious, I’m Only Trying to Invent Scientific Words with Parts of Dead Languages

I’m Not a Priest, I Just Need to Know Various Methods of Exorcism

You’re forgetting the ever amazing I’m Not A Drug Addict I Just Need To Know How Much Heroin Costs and What Will Happen To Me If I Take It

And while we’re at it: I Swear to God I’m Not Trying to Have anyone Offed, I Just Really, Really Need to Know How Much a Hitman Would Set Me Back In Barcelona. And Also the Cost of Guns.

drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course:

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

girlyplugs:

jammi-dodger:

jammi-dodger:

jammi-dodger:

Muscle difference between pre-t and 1 year on T

Thought I’d add an updated version, I’m now around 3 years on T

I don’t show any of my transition comparisons to my parents, but I showed my mum this comparison yesterday.
Firstly she was shocked by the notes (as am I), but she was also really surprised by the difference.
She said I looked hopeful in the pre-T photo and happy and like myself in the 3 years photo.
It means a lot that not only do I feel I am myself now, but my parents see it too.

This is incredible.